After being chased away by the 3 bears, Goldilocks (Scarlett Johansen) uses time travel technology to create billions of clones of herself from alternate timelines. While his family hides in a bunker, Papa Bear (Johnny Depp) must use his modified battle axe (David Spade) to fight off the endless hordes.

How to Play:

 - Protect the porridge (its health is at the top)

- Don't get shot too much (your health is in the bottom left)

Controls:

- WASD or Arrow Keys to move.

- Hold Left Mouse Button to shoot.

Features:

 - Everybody's favorite bear character from everybody's favorite bedtime story: PAPA BEAR.

- "Waves" of evil blonde girls. There are two kinds! Including: Goldilocks, your average porridge stealing, defenseless criminal. And Shotgoldi, your average porridge stealing criminal but with a giant shotgun.

 - Just right porridge!!!!!!!! Which I'm pretty sure is another word for really good oatmeal.

Props to my little brother for making the sick soundtrack (with some very minor modifications from me).

Fun fact, originally the player was going to be the porridge itself.


Enjoy! =D

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